You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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