We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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