does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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