id be glad to
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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