how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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