im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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