Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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