someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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