called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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