People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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