The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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