If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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