you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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