nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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