How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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