Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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