The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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