is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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