how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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