therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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