Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
We smell like vodka and hangover
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