You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
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You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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