Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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