Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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