Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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