Jerry, you need to find god
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She even gives head with a lisp.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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