Dual....:-)
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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