Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
