Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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