I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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