as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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