everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Randomize
