Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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