How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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