Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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