Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Randomize
