when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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