please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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