You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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