Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.