I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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