I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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