Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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