Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize