I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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