if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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