You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She needs sedatives and a leash
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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