There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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