office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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