that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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