TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
then he tried to convert me to islam
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
