Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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