What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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