yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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