They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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