The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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